ÿþ<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD><TITLE>Man Laws</TITLE> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY background=Parchment.jpg> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P align=center><IMG src="amac.gif"><BR><IMG src="manlaw.jpg"></P> <P align=center><FONT color=#800000 size=4>All men know about Man Laws, they have been instilled into our souls from<BR>the MEN&nbsp;in our families and from watching the way other&nbsp;MEN operate in the world.</FONT></P> <P align=center><FONT color=#800000 size=4>We will start to document these laws here, it will be a work in progress as pulling these<BR>deep rooted laws from our&nbsp;souls will be time consuming.&nbsp; If you can put into words some<BR>Man Laws, please forward them to me <A href="mailto:steve@w7sav.net">HERE</A>.&nbsp;&nbsp; This will help speed up the documentation<BR>of these important laws.</FONT></P> <P align=center><FONT color=#800000 size=4>Remember Men, breaking these rules could diminish your manhood, think about it,<BR>if you broke most of these rules, how would you look to others, especially other Men?&nbsp; <BR>he, he...</FONT></P> <P> <HR> <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;<STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#800000>1. &nbsp;&nbsp; Men DO NOT CRY,&nbsp; <U>exception</U>,&nbsp; when watching the "<U>Ole Yeller</U>"&nbsp;movie&nbsp;.&nbsp; </FONT></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2.&nbsp; &nbsp; Open doors for <U>Ladies</U>. Beware, SOME DO NOT WANT TO BE A <U>LADY</U>.... in that case, &nbsp;let<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; those people open their own door, that's about as equal treatment as one can be where<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; doors are concerned.</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3.&nbsp; &nbsp; Always ACT like your listening when women talk...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 4.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Never Ever ask for directions when there is still gas in the tank...&nbsp; </STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Never Ever admit you are wrong, side step by saying something like " I thought you were<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; talking about blaa, blaa, blaa" make it look like you misunderstood...&nbsp; &nbsp;NOT WRONG...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 6.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;If something breaks after you repair it, &nbsp;always claim it was a "<U>Temporary Fix</U>"...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;7.&nbsp; &nbsp; Never get up and go to the TV to do anything, USE THE REMOTE, Keep it close by,&nbsp; it<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;belongs to YOU...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;8. &nbsp;&nbsp; If you loose something Never look for it yourself, always ask others first where it is.&nbsp; Always<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;say something to the effect "<U>It was Right Here!</U>"&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get them to look for it, if possible....<BR></STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</STRONG><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>9.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;When using a public restroom, Never Ever look at the person next to you.&nbsp; NEVER LOOK<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;DOWN in their direction.&nbsp; Talk only if&nbsp; one of you is busy washing your hands....<BR></STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10.&nbsp;&nbsp;The position of the Toilet seat after use is of&nbsp; <U>NO IMPORTANCE</U>.....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;11.&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how well it works,&nbsp; It will always do better WITH MORE POWER....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;12.&nbsp; chrome, paint, fancy do dads, always makes things work better...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;13.&nbsp; When buying a expensive toy for yourself,&nbsp;try to buy some little thing&nbsp;for the wife <U>FIRST</U>, <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; this will cut down on her reaction to your toy purchase.. If&nbsp;this fails,&nbsp;Always tell her<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;"I don't know why your upset, I told you about it"...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;14.&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't admit anything to a woman unless you want to hear about it for the rest of your life...<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sure it may make you feel better now.&nbsp; It won't later every time it is brought up....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;15.&nbsp; When women talk to you, they want something....&nbsp; (We never can figure out what, they<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; never say what they mean..)&nbsp; SO TRY TO FIX WHAT EVER IT IS ANYWAY...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</STRONG><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>16.&nbsp;&nbsp; Never&nbsp;cause another mans beer to&nbsp;foam over...&nbsp; and when asked how much you've drank<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; always answer, "Just a couple, why?"</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;17.&nbsp;&nbsp; Passing gas and burping are God given recreational&nbsp;activities to be enjoyed...&nbsp; Intensify<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the moment by having someone pull your finger prior to execution then lift leg while<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; executing, a laugh IS called for afterwards.&nbsp; Burps require a gorilla chest thump prior to<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; execution followed by either "that was good" or " that was worth __ points." and a laugh<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is again required....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;18.&nbsp;&nbsp; Always answer YES when your woman ask "Are you listening to me?"</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;19.&nbsp; When your woman ask "Do I look good in this"&nbsp;ALWAYS answer YES or YOU LOOK GOOD<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; IN ANYTHING DEAR...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</STRONG><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>20.&nbsp; When your woman ask anything that ends with a negative word like fat, big, sloppy,old etc.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like "Does this make me look fat?" Always answer NO!...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 21.&nbsp; If your woman ever ask if you would re-marry if something "God Forbid" ever happened to<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her, always answer NO, <U>no matter how tempting she sets up the situation</U>...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 22.&nbsp; Never Ever&nbsp;read an Operators Manual prior to operating the device...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG><FONT color=#800000>&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#800000>23.&nbsp; Like wise, Never Ever read a Construction Manual prior to assembly...</FONT></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 24.&nbsp; Always consult the Operators Manual or Construction Manual&nbsp;<U>AFTER</U> you broke it or lost<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; part of it...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 25.&nbsp; A man does not put a wedge of fruit in his alcoholic drink unless he is coming down with<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; scurvy...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 26.&nbsp; If you like it, wear it as long as you like...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#800000>27.&nbsp; If it itches, SCRATCH IT ! !</FONT></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 28.&nbsp; Ogeling Girls is a natural Genetic thing, don't worry about it, NO MATTER WHAT&nbsp;YOUR <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WOMAN SAYS.....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 29.&nbsp; Just before you do something really stupid where you know you will probably get hurt,&nbsp; you<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; always have to say, "WATCH THIS !!"</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG><FONT color=#800000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 30.&nbsp; When things are not going well while repairing or working on anything, it is <U>OK</U> to express<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;your&nbsp;<U>REAL FEELINGS</U>,&nbsp; <U>and it often helps</U> to <U>SMACK</U> what ever your working on.&nbsp; If after<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the&nbsp;</FONT><FONT color=#800000>SMACK&nbsp;it spontaneously starts working on it's own, <U>TAKE CREDIT FOR FIXING IT</U>....</FONT></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 31.&nbsp; Stores are built for Women's Pleasure,&nbsp; for MEN they are aggravating,&nbsp; Get in and Get out<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; as&nbsp;FAST as possible...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;32.&nbsp; Try to stay away from restaurants that have more forks in front of you than food...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 33.&nbsp;&nbsp; A Cheeseburger with everything&nbsp;IS a well rounded meal having Meat, Vegetable, dairy and<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wheat grain&nbsp;all in one great tasting package, don't let those multi fork&nbsp;people tell you<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;different....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#800000>34.&nbsp;&nbsp; A Brewsky tops off any meal, don't let those Wine Cork Poppers tell ya different....</FONT></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 35.&nbsp;&nbsp; Popping a cork on a bottle of wine&nbsp;is OK, &nbsp;but&nbsp; Hard Liquor is where it's at...</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 36.&nbsp;&nbsp;Play Boy Magazines and the like are works of Art with informative Articles.&nbsp; Remember to<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; always talk about reading the articles when asked what you're doing with it....&nbsp; You may<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; note a smile in return.&nbsp; At least you have planted a shadow of doubt.....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;37.&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't feel bad about only being able to see 16 colors as the&nbsp;default of &nbsp;Microsoft Windows.<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Women see all&nbsp;Colors and wonder why we cannot.&nbsp;&nbsp; Peach is a fruit not a color, </STRONG><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>Pumpkin is <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; also a fruit.&nbsp; We have no idea what mauve is...</STRONG></FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 38.&nbsp; Men&nbsp;have to invent Toys, one for another as we can't bear children.&nbsp; So we Make and<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Play with Cool Stuff, like Cars, Motorcycles, Boats, Planes, Skidos, 4 wheelers,&nbsp;etc.&nbsp; And<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; when we do have offspring&nbsp;WE teach them to play with their toys.&nbsp; And if we still get <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; bored,&nbsp;&nbsp;we can blow something up or crash something or watch others do it....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG><FONT color=#800000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;39.&nbsp; Even if you don't know how to screw in a light bulb.&nbsp; Always find a reason to buy a new tool<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; just in case God grants you repair wisdom, you'll be ready...&nbsp; ( Remember rule 22 and 23,<BR></FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#800000>experience is better than book learning anyway..)</FONT></STRONG></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 40.&nbsp;Don't worry about being Politically Correct, we never get it right anyway....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 41. Getting ROUNDER as we get older has nothing to do with being out of shape, no matter<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; what others say.......</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 42. </STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#800000><STRONG>When you ask your woman what is wrong and&nbsp;she says "nothing," act like nothing's<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; wrong.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<U>You know&nbsp;she is&nbsp;lying</U>,&nbsp; but it is just not worth the hassle....</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#800000>43</FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#800000>.&nbsp;We feel aggressive because God put &nbsp;juice in&nbsp;our blood called t<U>estosterone</U> to help&nbsp;us<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thump our chest&nbsp; and drag&nbsp;our knuckles, breaking branches and beat the ground<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; with them.&nbsp;&nbsp; He did this to insure&nbsp;we and&nbsp;our mate survive in this world against enemies.&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#800000>Civilization is here now.&nbsp; Men still like to HUNT and do&nbsp;aggressive &nbsp;WILD things.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now&nbsp;<BR></FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#800000>Civilization means we have to suppress aggression except for Sports invented by<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Civilization to provide an outlet for aggression.&nbsp; Like womens PMS, we can't help it<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;either....</FONT>&nbsp; </STRONG></P> <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#800000>44. <STRONG><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#800000>Men have&nbsp;three emotions: Hungry, &nbsp;Horny and Aggressive,&nbsp; We wish women would<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; understand that all they need to do to make us happy is be smart enough to&nbsp;know<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; when to be in the kitchen or&nbsp;bedroom&nbsp;and&nbsp;support our watching or participating in <BR><FONT color=#800000><STRONG><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=+0><FONT color=#800000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; sports&nbsp;or playing with toys...</FONT><FONT color=#800000>.&nbsp; This IS the emotional needs we need met, pretty <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; simple to make us happy...</FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></STRONG></FONT></P> <P align=center><IMG src="ooh.gif"></P> <P> <HR> <P align=center><IMG src="UnderConstruction.gif"></P></BODY></HTML>